Dachshund loving families always seem to have large wardrobes. The doxies have harnesses and costumes of their own, and their parents love nearly anything that has the word "Dachshund" on it. We can relate! There are tons of t-shirts available for doxie moms and dads, some too cute and funny to resist! You'll likely find Dachshund clothing for humans comes in 2 themes: shirts suitable for all ages, or ones with funny double entendres that might make some of us blush. Some popular phrases are "Ask me about my weiner" and "I love my weiner" (and yep, they are both often misspelled).